ScorpionReturn5's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Abusive Review Quiz]

Secret Weebl?

Good and easy game overall but one issue? Your sure the Weebl is in the preloader? I'm cicking all over it and nothings happening.

Hacsev responds:

It is definitely on the preloader screen. If you still can't find it PM me and I'll tell you where it is.

[Drop!]

Feedback Huh?

Here's some: At least put in a f***ing health bar! You drop WAY too fast and it's WAY to easy to get hit.

[Bullet Heaven]

Bullet Hell:-)

Will soon make it's wave as Epic Battle Fantasy 4. In the meantime raise the hell with our old heroes and new partner:-)

Damn that's good.

[Suburban Terrors]

What I Don't Get.....

Is why no one seems to be adding Medals to Zombie themed games. Anywho as a zombie theme one I do enjoy it to an extent but at some point, IF you don't mind, it would be appreciated if you took a look at the game and fixed the lagging going on so we can enjoy it fully.

That's about it.

I gave you a 5 because of the annoying lagging. It's bad man.

[galactic hunter]

Okay.....

Though I can't get much enjoyment out of it because of the damn keys sticking..........again.

Nice graphics and I suppose alright gameplay. Like I said I can't really tell because the keys want to be little punks on me.

Still though it's alright. Though I would like any suggestions on how to beat this sticky key BS.

fortunacus responds:

use firefox or opera, some has issue with internet explorer

[Bio Assault]

One Life?

And mouse control? I don't think I need to explain what's wrong with that combination.

This thing needs repairing in those spots. I perfer using the the arrow keys with this kind of game, makes it easier to navigate.

[Night of Million Zombies]

Whoa Whoa Whoa! Stop There!

Are you kidding me? FAST moving zombies? What the hell ever happened to the normal SUPPOSED to be slow walker's? Now the crowd I understand that's a classic in all things zombie related but this zombie RUNNING bullshit needs to stop.

It ain't right and it most certainly isn't fair with how your guy moves compared to them.

They're f***ing Cheetah's and you can be compared to a Sea Turtle.

That needs to be fixed A.S.A.P.

[The Squirrel Game]

Excellent To Say The Least.

Good Medals, hard worked gameplay (Especially on the don't die Medal though I managed to get it) and the Fun Run one is quite challenging since the landscape changes everytime you play or restart it and I also liked the funny moment of the Dragon being roasted himself lol.

Nice drawings too. I feel kind of bad for the little critter though, didn't think so many dangers were out to make Squirrel Stew lol (Fallout reference.)

Anyways it's one kick ass game and if you can make something similar to it in the near future:-)

[A Bad Taste of Pico]

Done & Done:-)

Like the guy said below me we could use an assortment of weapons. A Shotgun definitely, maybe Duel Pistols or a Magnum, something like that.

Oh Grenades too.

[9/11 Simulator]

Do Something About The Keys!

Stupid keys are still sticking, you NEED to do something about it. It's not a matter of WANT on my part but NEED. Understand?

Just fix the fricking keys.

Kevin responds:

Listen up motherfucker, it's my fucking game.

I set the controls to be slippery and hard to control because I want the game to be difficult and a challenge.

It's not always about you, you little shit.