ScorpionReturn5's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pumpkin Patterns]

Very Good.

Good time challange, love the music in 8bit theme of one of my all time favorite movies and got into pretty well.

Two points off though because it was kind of quick. It takes a little focus and you can get through it pretty easily.

[Apples in the Tree]

Problem.

Any paticular reason why I can't seem to get her to run and jump? The tornado keeps catching me you jackass.

[Miami Shark]

Now I'm Pissed.

The controls are fucked up dude! You need to fix this shit and the controls on Sydney Shark. I press left once and he goes left continiously until I press it again. Same with the other directions and sometimes the damn shark just doesn't do shit at all.

[Sydney Shark]

Good & Impossible.

At least it's close. The horses hardly come so that medal is practically impossible as well as the sky diver one.

You guys need to take it easy with these medals man.

[Cyberpolice: The Game]

Fix.

Yeah you added........................But it doesn't work worth shit. I can't move and I can't fire.

There's a reason some things in games are tested before they're released you know.

[Hurdle Turtle: Flash!]

More Fun Without So Many Walls.

Kind of hard to get into it or for it to be much fun when there's so many goddamn walls. Fuck man you expect us to get past that?

Un-fucking-believable.

Holmfry responds:

Check out the hiscore list, people are managing quite well! The point here is to provide a challenge, not a walk in the park.

Practice makes perfect!

[cute creatures couple twi]

Sorry Man But........

It sucks. Real bad man. I don't mean to mock it but it''s too fast and there's hardly any pairings which just makes you lose faster.

0.

[Boring Game]

One Thing.....

Some music, even something small in category would be good. Also can somebody PLEASE tell me what the hell the two Boring Secret Medals are?

[Mecha Dress Up Game]

The Hell....?

I can't find the rest of the parts for these Bots. Did you even put them all in here?

[Portal Defenders]

Kind Of Good.

It'd be better if those fucking Psycho-Goldfish minions would stop with that blade using bullshit.

Real BS man.