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[Lab of the Dead]

Still real badass fellas. :-) Although you should work on the feet more SDF, practice on it cause it looks like a metal box fell on and flattened them.

[Ucogi St. Patricks demo]

A Little Eary?

That date's still a ways off bro. XD But seriously good art and love the history lesson of Ireland, actually wanted to know a few things about it.

As for improvement I would say find a way to tone down the difficulty a bit, maybe a bit more time on the levels.

Also love the Irish remix to the Zelda music. ;-)

[The House of Jeff and Lee]

Ah The Memories....:-)

I still remember this being one of the few things I first saw on here when my friend told and showed it to me.

Although it's kind of weak I respect the effort you and Jeff put into it and I get quite a kick out of it one of them being that Mona Lisa monster painting in the basement lol.

[Nightmare House]

Bug.

Can't use the damn lighter no matter where I click in that goddamn room. Litertally clicked everywhere and nothing happened.

[The Sagittarian 3]

Something Wrong....

The only ending I know I haven't gotten is the first one but you can't do anything on that one other than die........

There a reason for that?

[Super Morse Code RPG]

Good & Simple Game. :-)

Although I have to do it again and kill Hitler alone other than his guards apparently because I didn't get the Medal for it (Also got some unknown secret Medal) and if you could at least tell me what the 10 point Secret Medal is that'd be greatly appreaciated.

Love the way you made Super Hitler to hahaha. Looks like a cartoon version of a Final Fantasy Bomber.

Grent responds:

Huh, seems like I didn't get the medal for killing regular Hitler either. Try to kill him before his guards while I try to figure out a way to make that work better.

The 10 point hidden medal is an easter egg we worked into one of the fights. It's a secret, though, so I can't tell you what it is!

[Cute Critter Carnage]

No Go Jack.

I've seen and played better games on the backs of cereal boxs. That alone should tell you how horrid this......"Game" was.

You miss even when the damn target is on the little critters and they move a little too fast or in the very least the distance between them and the spikes is WAY too short.

All in all you really didn't think this one through, at least not in the way of gameplay.

[53 Russian Roulette]

Definitely Cheats.

I think winning 5 to 6 fucking times in a row and the son of a bitch doesn't die counts as fucking cheating. You drag this damn thing on to long man, seriously.

[The Code Master]

Still Good But Man.......

The Clown is impossible to kill. And I'm not saying that because it's frustrating the son of a bitch is IMPOSSIBLE to kill. Or even dodge or shield from for that matter, hint be damned.

You need to fix that man. To FAIR equals.

[Spike - A Love Story]

Better.....

If you didn't have the little assholes hesitating all the damn time. That's annyoing as fucking hell man.

Things like the mushroom, skull and the floor teleporters and what not I get but that hesitation crap is a bunch of BS.

Fix that and you'd get a better score.